The world is full of boneheads and sick tards. Because of these kinds of people, live becomes very hard sometimes. You can’t just beat people every time, can you? Some say its best to ignore them. But what if it is way beyond your limit? Since you can’t beat people, sometimes an insulting status is necessary to convey your thoughts to the concerned person who is bugging your peace.
Irritating and pulling your best friend’s leg too is fun. I’d say it’s the best way to express your pity on someone whom you want to bug. After all, how are you best friends if you can’t irritate your friend?
Tagging someone on any social site or updating an insulting status indicating to the person you want to convey your message is one of the best ways to let them know. Find a suitable status from the below lines that I’m sharing and have fun.
Few collection of Insulting Status for you:
Insulting status to bug people:
- If you like me, raise your hand. If you don’t like me raise your standard.
- Being fake is a trend these days, and everybody seems to be in style.
- This status is not for idiots it’s for super idiots.
- I thought it was a monkey, thank god it’s you.
- Head full of shit and no spine but market value is always high. You are just like the prawn I ate.
- My ears are hurt. Can you please talk to my butt? I’ll reply you with a fart.
- To find your brain roll your eyes and keep doing it. Do this meditation every morning.
- I hate when someone steals my Dp and status. Now please don’t take it away too.
- Dude, you remind me of the highway where the most accidents happen.
- I’ll hit you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.
Insulting status to irritate your friend:
- Your thoughts just inspired me to kick your butt.
- So you are beautiful eh?! I’ll still rate gorilla number 1 instead of you.
- Sssh! M hiding from idiots.
- You don’t have to be crazy to be with me, don’t worry I’ll train you.
- I was born talented. Then you came. Now I’m multi-talented. I can irritate you and annoy you at the same time.
- You have one annoying habit. You breathe and you stink.
- I’d slap you but then I love animals. I can’t just abuse animals.
- If stupid could fly you’d be a rocket.
- You are so ugly even God screamed when he made you.
So these are some of the lines that came to my head. Am sure it will intrigue the inner satan inside you. Go ahead have fun, Irritate people and pull their legs. And yeah don’t forget to tag the person who is bugging your peace. Make the person know that you are not the kind of person to mess around. I believe you got what you wanted through this article. Don’t hesitate to post a comment if you have any thoughts bout my article. Till then see you have a good day.